RGSHOOTING BATCH 10 <3
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Oh my gosh
I ROCK.
Monthly shoot was hilarious. I spent more time laughing than shooting.
I HAVE TO STOP LAUGHING SO HARD WHENEVER I SEE ZHANG.
My nose kept puffing out and my mouth kept twitching whenever you-know-who walked past. She kept glaring at me . Honestly, i was trying to stop laughing.
Coach Li looked like he wanted to strangle me when I started laughing somewhere between my third set and fourth set.
!!! HER HAIR IS..OUT OF THIS WORLD.
And she kept doing some strange twisted form of aerobics/gymastics/yoga during the monthly shoot.
She would stick out her butt , lean forward, and then peer carefully at Shooter 1’s butt, then move on to Shooter 2 ( still sticking out her butt and walking like a crab ), and peer at her butt.
I kept laughing so hard, I shot three sevens and misfired twice.
Coach Zhang looked like she wanted to kill me.
Seriously. It’s like she was practicing acrobatics or gymnastics or something. And her butt would be sticking out like a sore…butt, and it would be higher than her torso , which was at a 90 degrees angle to her lower body.
RI shooters really have no sense of art.
Look at the crest they designed for “ Raffles Shooting !”

Oh . My. $%^&^%$#@$%^&!!!!!!!
Naturally, the minute Liyan emailed us to ask for suggestions, everyone started flooding the email with messages of disbelief and suggestions on how to educate RI shooters on Art.
Me:
1) 1) The colour is a hideous shade of green. How about nice black or something?
2) It's too plain. Can we make it more elaborate? As in not make it all flouncy and frilly like the RI one but less black and green only. It looks like a “cut and paste” job!
3) The angel person brandishing the rifles just looks like a mutant eagle decided to nest in its head.
4) What's the person wearing? Coconut leaves?
Mr Teo
1) Where is the pistol?
2) Looks like its designed for RI, not RGS
Wanran
1) Can we have our own crest, PLEASEE?
2) What if they changed it and made it more ugly?
Jiayi
1) I think the bit beneath the eagle's legs is the tail, not coconut leaves. Correct me if I am wrong.
2) Adding a pistol would be a good idea, otherwise, it is entirely inclined to rifle.
3) When I first saw the crest, I was thinking, "RI crest, right?" I don't think the crest had much to do with RGShooting. Perhaps we could add something more for both genders, but not too elaborate.
4) And the eagle looks a bit, um, anorexic.
And many more comments.
I know how we can change it !

Denise!